Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed.
He shoots his friend to death..
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my
mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in
the U.S?
B’coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children,
all these kids are yours??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer
complaints.
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost
wives.
1st: What does yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, beautiful Fair, Black
eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let’s find yours!!
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Son asks father the difference between confidence and
confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I’m confident. Your friend
is also my son, that’s confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the
right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, tell me what you
want to know
Haha… Thanks (^o^)/
I also like it!
like 6 are funny, especially the one with the pamela stamps, the one with santa, and the one with panic stress and tension
Great jokes. All were funny.
Awesome jokes. Short and very funny. Just like I love my men. Lol!
Scale 1-5, 1 is the worst
first joke —5—–
2nd joke—-3—-
3rd joke—- 3—–
4th joke—–3—–
5th joke—–1—–
6th joke—–5—— this was my favorite.
7th joke—–2—–
8th joke—–2—–
9th joke—–2—–
Not one was funny.
LOL!!!
I almost laugh 2 my death!!
Such half clean-dirty jokes!!
thanks they made this old man smile
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Three feelings and the period are funny. The rest are blah.
lol! star4u!
Good clean fun…witty
wow this is really interesting and funny!! star for you!!!
i laugh they where funny